Dorito Burrito

I like taco bells new attempt to reign in as many slackers as possible but their lack of income and general laziness will eventually lead to a true lack of interest and a powerful recession of funds. However I think we should start a campaign for the next taco bell hit... The fish (courtesy of long john silvers) taco




if your over 21 follow this wonderful taco with the shiner ruby red beer

Open that door and keep it wide awake

Its been two years and I have been so busy I forgot about my little bog. I can see by my complete lack of followers that nobody noticed I even have a blog. I will continue my lack of followship by now becoming a twat. Thats right everybody, I am officially on twitter! So follow me at

bleodejaneiro @ twitter!!!

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A Creative Recession

The Fruitful fields of my mind have become an over farmed acre of land.

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Drunken Movie Reviews

In all honesty, a movie and a beer (or two) make a wonderful combination. The beers make a dull movie even more exciting. Drink enough beers and a movie you have seen a million times becomes a new and exciting blockbuster. The following is a review I wrote at my recent viewing party (Drinking alone and watching TBS) for Kevin Costner's' "Water World".

Water World, isn't 72% of earth covered in water? How's this the future? OOOOHHH maybe the gills on robin hoods neck. Yes, that's evolution. I get it! 10 Minutes in and this movie rules! SOOO much better than his last two movies. Western World had those cheesy robot snakes, Even Yul Brenner was a little too heavy to be a robot cowboy. Future World was no where as futuristic as The Experimental City Of Tomorrow a.k.a EPCOT. Just a whole bunch of Helvetica font and computer terminals straight out of the cold war era. Back To The Movie! A floating city, its like the a five star cruise liner! What a treat... They have everything! Blacksmith?? What!! They can't ride horses?? Where is the wireless cafes or the all you can eat sushi restaurant? This future sucks. I'm putting Back to The future II in.


That's it folks... I didn't last a whole movie.

Confused? Bewildered? Gene Wildered?

The state of human affairs have gone through many dubious twists and turns in recent (and forgotten) memory. Yet non more torturous than reading this blog. My unstable and unimaginative fan base have been very panicky lately, due to an omission of blogging (formerly ranting on napkins).

Here are some reasons why the blog well has dried up:

1. On Election day I voted for Obama, won a trip to the Philippines, got a free Cocoa Tea-shirt, and a fully equipped Obamapod. Obama! You Can Hear it In Da Morning Obama!

2. Ballooned across death valley just so I could say "I Looked death in its face!"

3. A strangely handsome man asked me for the time. Before I could reply, I was hit in the back of the head with a rifle butt. Five days later I woke up in a small cement cell and was forced to recite the alphabet backwards for a month.

3. Moments after a routine life saving surgery on an infant blind boy, I lost the ability to use my hands. Thrown into a spell of depression, using my mind, I wrote a 500 page self help book, titled "No Hands Just Plans: unlock the benefit of your mind".

4. According to my girlfriend, I didn't update because of laziness... guess she wins.

UPDATE UPDATE CHECKMATE

HERES AN UPDATE:
MY LAST EMAIL CHESS GAME.

BLEO JEREMY
1. e3 1. e5
2. Bc4 2. h6
3. Qf3 3. a5
4. Qxf7++
Checkmate Smarty pants!

JEREMY HAS TWENTY GAMES TO MY SEVENTEEN IN 08. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE START OF OUR FANTASY QUILT WEAVING LEAGUE!!! MY HARRIET POWERS WILL KICK YOUR ELIZABETH BUSCH ANY DAY!!!